We've somehow romanticised the idea of opening a laptop in a coffee shop, ordering an overpriced latte, putting on headphones and pretending we're building the next big thing.

Half the time, you're distracted by conversations, checking your phone, adjusting your seat and spending 20 minutes finding the perfect playlist. Then you take a picture of your laptop for Instagram and call it a productive day.

I'm convinced cafes have become more about looking productive than actually being productive.

Of course, some people genuinely enjoy working outside their homes, but let's be honest, how much meaningful work are you really getting done? Or you just want to show us your Macbook? (Lowers voice)